KG, Celtics look for commanding 3-0 lead

After embarrasing the Magic (twice) on their home floor, the Celtics are hoping for much the same as the series shifts to Boston.  A win tonight and this series is essentially over, as a 3-0 lead would be almost insurmountable for those Disneyworld weenies from Orlando.  I understand that's a pretty bold prediction considering the Bruins just coughed up that same lead to the Philadelphia Flyers a week ago.  However, that was the Bruins, and this is the Celtics.  And, unlike all you fruit-loops that got sucked into thinking the Bruins were for real, this cat kept reminding himself and others of that oh so familiar notion -"same old Bruins".  The Bruins always manage to crap their pants when it matters most, while the Celtics just know how to win.  Again, that's fact, not opinion, and if you're looking for proof just check out the sea of green and white banners hanging from the rafters at the Gahhhden.  Speaking of the Bruins, I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to Michael Felger eat his own words regarding his hockey team, while having no choice but to completely ball-wash the Celtics...so poetic.  Maybe next time he'll keep his mouth shut about the C's, and refrain from wrongly praising the Bruins before they lay that inevitable turd on the ice when it matters most.  Listening to him complementing the Celtics is like music to my ears, as I can tell every fiber in his body is completely anti-celtics.  Back to tonight's game.  Tip-off is scheduled for 8:30, wich gives the Garden faithful plaenty of time to get intoxicated before entering the gates.  And with the Celtics smelling blood in the water, I expect the crowd to be electric this evening.  The buzz word surrounding this team after Tuesday's win has been focus, with the likelihood of becoming complacent looming after two impressive road wins.  The team, as a whole, is certainly saying all the right things, but we won't have our answer until the they take the floor later tonight.  If they continue to play defense the way they have been, the offense will ultimately take care of itself, which will lead to a favorable result for the green team.  Finally, as I start to fantasize about a potential Lakers/Celtics rematch I thought it would be appropriate to share some photos of Kobe Bryant from a recent shoot.  It's hard to believe, but these some of these are actually real folks, I think you'll be able to tell the difference, either way, please enjoy.  As if I didn't despise this utter fraud enough, these pictures hit the web.  If we make it to the finals, these photos will be a Celtic's fans wet dream.  He will regret having signed up for this shoot real soon, I'll priomise you that.  Can't say I'm all that surprised considering he is one of the most despicable, and clearly egotistical athletes on the planet.  Let's not forget that rape charge, and proceeding tearful apology, with his money-grubbing wife by his side.  Or, when he trots out his little girls for his post-game pressers. If anyone on this earth thinks that guy is anything remotely close to be a family-man, then I would seriously urge them to get their noggins checked.  Wake up people, don't fall for it, please.  Anyways, without further ado...

(So, these are the real ones.  Umm, did he really sign up for this?  The one on the left is flat-out creepy, and the next one down-right distrurbing.  My god, what was he looking to accomplish?)

 (Wow, just awesome)

(Probably the best.  I always thought his teammate, Pau Gasol, looked more like a llama, but he sure is one ugly camel in this one.)

(WTF!?!)